sirlightbulb:

Do you ever just see the first sentence of a text message and just think “oh fuck no I do not have time for this shit”

(via thewordiswhimsical)

jewishsanta:

when books make you cry like fuck you book you’re a stack of paper

(via 0liveyou)

art-of-whore:

i still cant believe the easter bunny died for our sins

(via marypussypoppins)

youaintshitok:

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree.

That makes it a plant.

Chocolate is salad.

(Source: eyevuhlease, via dlubes)